5 reasons why watching the news is bad for you
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5.) Wildfires: Since when did humans become fascinated with burning trees? The mainstream media's goal is to sell ads through entertaining the masses without exposing them to real news that might in someway actually educate them. What blows my mind though is how these cockroaches convince Americans to not change the channel to Seinfield reruns whenever they bring on another image of a Colorado forest on fire. I don't care if the whole damn country is on fire, it's boring as hell.
4.) The presidential election: If I hear one more headline about Obama "hammering" Romney or Republicans booing Obama for politicizing some meaningless event I'm going to throw my TV off a bridge. I am being so honest when I say that I want to vomit every time I hear a smug political pundit getting paid to blabber out of his ass on CNN. If you enjoy the political banter that dominates our airwaves you have serious issues that need immediate attention. Who cares which sociopath wins the election. All you have to do is open a history book and you'll understand that every leader since we were apes was a jackass.
3.) Murders: If someone gets brutally murdered I certainly don't want to hear about it. Sure it may be interesting at first but when you're constantly shoving it down our throats we start to think everyone is out to get us. It's like a watching a horror movie every second of your life. While your watching you get that pleasurable excitement via the adrenaline rush but than for the next week you sleep with the lights on out of fear some girl is going to crawl out of your TV and brutally kill you.
2.) Terrorism: Don't even get me started on this bull***t. How can you people stand it??? 19 dead in Syria. 36 wounded in Iraqi carbomb. 12 dead in Cairo riots. Stop with the propaganda, please. You want to trick us into believing that these are evil uneducated religious freaks massacring each other despite the fact that none of this would be happening hadn't we dropped 100,000,000 tons of TNT on the Middle East and caused complete instability. I'm sick and tired about hearing how evil and rotten our enemies are. You don't need to convince us. Just do what you want. No one is going to stop you!
1.) Lists: Unless your going to write a list about the top 50 Beatles songs of all time or the top 5 reasons not to watch the news don't think about it. You people are so hungry for content and traffic that you put out the most ridiculous dumb shit I've ever read. I could easily see CNN running a list of the top 5 reasons not to fart during Thanksgiving dinner. Just quit it guys.
If you still want to read the news after exposing yourself to this list please don't for your own mental well being. If however you really can't go without it just make sure you only go to our homepage to get your news (www.ithp.org). We filter out 99.7% of the junk and only give you the stuff that matters.
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