What is the best cell phone with low radiation levels?
Winner for 2012: The Samsung Blue Earth | Buy Now
By: ITHP Staff | December 23th 2012
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It's no secret that real men don't require advanced phones with fat data plans. Not only does it burn much needed dollars that could be allocated for exotic getaways but it's also just plain ridiculous. The idea of being that close to Twitter and Angry Birds 24/7 makes me cringe. Don't give me that bullshit either that your some hotshot businessman who cherishes his email on the go. Warren fucking Buffet couldn't operate a PC with Bill Gates holding his hand and his net worth is equivalent to your entire family ancestry times a million. For those of you who are on the same page as myself I highly recommend you look into getting a Samsung Blue Earth cell phone because of the extremely low radiation levels and simplicity.
The biggest reason to go Blue Earth are the radiation levels. I'm guessing that smooth talking salesman at the Apple store didn't bother to mention that cell phones release harmful levels of radiation that could potentially cause lethal brain tumors. The Blue Earth's Specific Absorption Rate (how much radiation you absorb) is 0.196 The Apple iPhone 5 you ask? 1.18. Hey but that new large ultra-thin screen might be worth the risk for you.
Next the Samsung Blue Earth's shell is made out of recyclable materials such as plastic bottles. Now I'm not a member of any radical global warming think tank that I'm aware of but that's pretty damn cool. The Blue Earth is also made without Beryllium, Phthalate or Brominated Flame Retadants (I don't know what these are but they sound about as safe as a Big Mac) Not only that but the thing has solar panels on the back which can recharge the phone while your sipping lemonade on a white sandy Thai beach with the dough you saved from forgoing an unlimited data plan.
You may be wondering if the actual phone is good. Well it's a phone. It has a 3 inch touch screen, looks sharp, can make calls, send texts, play music, and if you want to waste money it even has access to email and the World Wide Web (unless your using the Wifi). What else could you possibly want? Until Uncle Sam requires us to put our identification and currency on cellphones I say resist the Smart Phone wave. You'll thank me later when you realize unlike everyone else your living in the moment and staying safe while doing so.
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